RIVERA - Everybody's Free ( to wear sunscreen)

Everybody's Free To Live Young, Was Rivera's last words, before his death hours after at Age 88, in 2045. This speach was known to be a tribute, and Parody to Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free ( to wear sunscreen) Was a famous Musical Speech that was written in 97, that was spoken by Baz Luhrmann, and written by Mary Schmich's "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young"[1] was published in the Chicago Tribune as a column on June 1, 1997. In her introduction to the column, she described it as the commencement speech she would give if she were asked to give one.

The Speach was used in a Creative Way and was known to be Narrated by 2091riveraisrael, during the New Godzilla Team Web Series, the Seven Seals, with Rivera speaking to the Fillies of Ponyville, about thier Youth and to enjoy It

1998 Version Reality
The essay was used in its entirety by Australian film director Baz Luhrmann on his 1998 album Something for Everybody, as "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)". The song sampled Luhrmann's remixed version of the song "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)" by Rozalla. Subsequently released as a single, the song opened with the words "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of '99".

Luhrmann explains that Anton Monsted, Josh Abrahams and he were working on the remix when Monsted received an email with the supposed Vonnegut speech. They decided to use it but were doubtful of getting through to Vonnegut for permission before their deadline, which was only one or two days away. While searching the internet for contact information they came upon the "Sunscreen Controversy" and discovered that Schmich was the actual author. They emailed her and, with her permission, recorded the song the next day.[3]

The song features a spoken-word track set over a mellow backing track. The "Wear Sunscreen" speech is narrated by Australian voice actor Lee Perry.[4] The backing is the choral version of "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)", a 1991 song by Rozalla, used in the film William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet. The chorus, also from "Everybody's Free", is sung by Quindon Tarver.

The song was largely obscure until Aaron Scofield, a producer in Phoenix, Arizona, edited the original 12" version into a segment of a syndicated radio show called 'Modern Mix'. This show played many stations in the United States. In Portland, Oregon - where 'Modern Mix' played on KNRK -- listeners began requesting the track. KNRK Program Director Mark Hamilton edited the song for time and began playing it regularly. He distributed the song to other PDs that he networked with and the song exploded in the US.[5]

The song was a worldwide hit, reaching number 45 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States, and number one in the United Kingdom and Ireland, partly due to a media campaign by Radio One DJ Chris Moyles. It is played during the end credits in John Swanbeck's film The Big Kahuna, starring Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito and Peter Facinelli.

There are four versions of the song: the original 7:09 minutes mix from the album Baz Luhrmann Presents: Something For Everybody; a 1999 single release which features an 5:05 minutes edit that lacks both choruses; "Geographic's Factor 15+ Mix" that runs for 4:42 minutes and a "2007 Mix" of the original 7:09 minutes version released on the 10th Anniversary Edition of the William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet soundtrack on which the opening words are changed to "Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2007".

There are two[6][7] versions on video: one which uses the 1999 single edit of the song with 5:05 minutes, directed and animated by Bill Barminski, which was aired on all major networks in the United States and was featured on The Tonight Show, The Today Show and The View as well as VH1 and MTV, and also appeared in the UK, Australia and Japan; and another one which using the 7:09 minutes song version with chorus in the middle and in the end, made by the Brazilian advertisement agency DM9DDB.

The song also appeared in Germany, and was soon followed by a German version with the title "Sonnencreme".[8] The German translation is narrated by the German actor Dieter Brandecker.[9] There is also a Brazilian version which is narrated in Portuguese by Pedro Bial as well as a Swedish version, narrated by Rikard Wolff. A Russian adaptation of the song, recorded live by Silver Rain Radio, was performed by Alex Dubas and Yolka. [10]

On August 10, 2008, the song re-entered the UK Singles Chart at number 72.

The Baz Luhrmann song version inspired numerous parodies. John Safran released a song entitled "Not the Sunscreen Song". The musician and comedian Chris Rock enjoyed great success with his spoken word song "No Sex (In the Champagne Room)." The song was also parodied in an episode of Disney's House of Mouse where Jiminy Cricket performed it. The comedy group Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie also made a parody entitled "The Sunscreen Marketing Board". Jegsy Dodd and the Original Sinners' version, "Grumpy Old Men" was voted favourite track of 2005 by BBC Radio 1 listeners in their annual Festive 50 poll.

The song was also parodied by DJ Chris Tarrant on the London Capital Radio Breakfast Show with a song called "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of '97 - wear slippers"

Hawaiian comedian and observational humourist Frank de Lima recorded Eat Rice which includes island-style advice.

The fictional character Johnson or "Jay" Keane, brother of Irish soccer player Roy, on the radio program Gift Grub on Irish radio station Today FM has also recorded a version. In this version Jay tells us to "Support Munster" — more specifically the Munster rugby team, participants in the 2009 Heineken Cup.

Another parody by comedian Simmi Areff was played on South African radio station East Coast Radio at the conclusion of the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Baz's Version
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97 ''If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...''

''I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.''

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked....

You're not as fat as you ''imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.''

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind...the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you ''succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.''

Stretch Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life..''.the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.''

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children,maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...

what ever you do,  don't  congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either -- your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own..

''Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. ''

''Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for'' good.

<p style="text-align: center;">Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

<p style="text-align: center;">Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you ''should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.''

<p style="text-align: center;">Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live ''in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.''

<p style="text-align: center;">Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will ''philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.''

<p style="text-align: center;">''Don't expect anyone else to support you. ''

<p style="text-align: center;">Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

<p style="text-align: center;">Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

<p style="text-align: center;">''Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.''

<p style="text-align: center;">But trust me on the sunscreen...

2091riveraisrael's Version
<p style="text-align: center;">Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '045, Love Your Youth, ''If I could offer you only one tip for the future, Your Youth, would be it. ''

<p style="text-align: center;">The long term benefits of The Young have been proved by scientists From Earth, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

<p style="text-align: center;">''I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.''

<p style="text-align: center;">But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked....

<p style="text-align: center;">You're not as fat as you ''imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.''

<p style="text-align: center;">The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

<p style="text-align: center;">Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don't be reckless with other ponie's hearts, don't put up with ponies who are reckless with yours.

<p style="text-align: center;">Magic, Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind...the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

<p style="text-align: center;">Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

<p style="text-align: center;">Stretch Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life...the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't. 

<p style="text-align: center;">''Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.''

<p style="text-align: center;">Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children,maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 45, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary...

<p style="text-align: center;">what ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either -- your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

<p style="text-align: center;">Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own..

<p style="text-align: center;">''Dance...even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them, like you plan. ''

<p style="text-align: center;">''Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.''

<p style="text-align: center;">Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

<p style="text-align: center;">Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you s''hould hold on. ''

<p style="text-align: center;">Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

<p style="text-align: center;">Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.

<p style="text-align: center;">Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, ''you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders. Respect your elders.''

<p style="text-align: center;">''Don't expect anyone else to support. ''

<p style="text-align: center;">Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a magical spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

<p style="text-align: center;">Don't mess too much with your Mane, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

<p style="text-align: center;">Be careful On whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who ''supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.''

<p style="text-align: center;">But trust me on Livin Young...