Bickering Stallions Transcrpit

{Camera zooms in on Four Leaf Clover's house, where both Rivera and Four Leaf Clover's voices are heard.}

RIVERA: You're overreacting Clover.

FOUR LEAF CLOVER: You haven't seen overreacting Grandpa!

{Camera cuts to Kiryu's garrage where the door opens and Rivera, and Kiryu enter.}

FOUR LEAF CLOVER: What were you thinking?! Get out-- or I'm gonna call the cops.

{Kiryu shuts the door behind them and Four Leaf Clover's voice was blocked.}

{He is extremely annoyed at Rivera for once again pissing off his mare friend, but Rivera seems humbly amused by the situation and is shown chuckling a bit from the argument.}

RIVERA: *Laughs* Your Mare friend is loud.

KIRYU: You make her loud.

RIVERA: She overreacted.

KIRYU: You can't use *Snatches tooth brush from Rivera's left boot* another mare's toothbrush!

{The 2 hear a knocking on the door...}

RIVERA: come in.

{Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna arrive inside the Garage all 3 are wearin Green.}

RAINBOW DASH: How's it goin' Monstrous fellas?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: So, do you guys like our purple outfits?

KIRYU: Totally.

RIVERA: Defiantly. All right, let's get the motion scroll started.

KIRYU: Okay, I'll get my mare friend to bring her Station wagon coach in here.

RIVERA: I can just push it in.

KIRYU: Fine...But, be careful.

RIVERA: *Annoyed* He-be-be-bleh-bleh.'

{Rivera walks off screen.}

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: *Rainbow Dash* Hey, do you wanna help the Stallion we have a crush on push the coach in?

RAINBOW DASH: Why me? I suggest we do it together?

PRINCESS LUNA: Feel our muscles.

{Rainbow Dash feels her muscles first than Princess Luna's and Twilight Sparkle's}

{She believes that neither mares are strong enough}

RAINBOW DASH: Yeah, I better do it.

{Rainbow Dash walks off screen.}

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: *Jealous* Show off!

PRINCESS LUNA: *Interested,* So this is our script?

KIRYU: Yeah, I just put down some basic ideas & othet details 'cause I figured you guys wanna improvise.

PRINCESS LUNA: YEAH, back in Canterlot my older sister and I usually do-- [honking]

{KIRYU Is Shocked and Panicking.}

KIRYU: ahh!!! what'd you do?!!

{Rivera and Rainbow Dash are shown pushin in a dark green Stage coach into the Garage.}

RAINBOW DASH: Ooh this is gonna be good!.

RIVERA: *Chuckles*

KIRYU: RIVERA!!!?

RIVERA: *While chuckling* Yeah, what's up?

KIRYU: How did my mare friend's stage coach get Green?

RIVERA: *Pulls out spray paint* I've used about 12 cans of this stuff.

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I helped him... *Raises hoof*

KIRYU: TWILIGHT!

{Kiryu looks at Twilight for one second than continues back at Rivera.}

KIRYU: Dude, four leaf is gonna turn me into Scrap.

PRINCESS LUNA: Oooh dear *Rubs hoof on the back of her head*

RIVERA: What the hell Kiryu?! You said she was cool with us using her coach in our motion scroll.

KIRYU: Yeah, but she didn't say we could paint it green.

{Walks passed Rivera towards the coach.}

RIVERA: Duh Scrap heap! Our characters come from a green planet.

KIRYU: who the fuck cares what planet--

{Kiru is interrupted by Rivera talkin over him.}

RIVERA: if we're playing greenlons from the planet greeonia, then our vehicle's gotta be Green. *SLams hoofs against sides*

{Rivera turns to the Mares}

RIVERA: Don't you guys agree with that?

{Kiryu Snaps and draws his missile launchers}

KIRYU: argh, augh.

RIVERA: SHIT!!! *Flies away*

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Wait, whoa *Uses magic to shiled the missiles so they don't launch* okay I know you're upset but hedge clippers are never the answer.

RAINBOW DASH: *thinks hard* Well.

TWILIGHT SPARKLE: *Glares at Rainbow Dash* Never the answer.

RIVERA: Hey, you guys ever watch the Manehattan dessert channel?

KIRYU: Dude, when my mare friend sees this coach she's gonna explode!

{Rainbow Dash hovers close to Kiryu's ear and whispers}

RAINBOW DASH: *Laughs* Post your mare exploding on film and you'll definitely win the ishorts competition.

RIVERA: Your mare freind's never gonna know her coach was Green. See this. I bought paint remover.

{Kiryu is unamused at the situation,}

KIRYU: How is one ounce of mother fuckin paint remover gonna clean up this whole stage coach?!

{Rivera is unphased by the question, and pulls out another ounce of Paint remover from his Suit pockets.}

RIVERA: *Chuckles* I got two.

{Kiryu, get annoyed and knocks both Paint remover ounces out of his boot.}

RIVERA: You're a real piece of Shit, ya know that.

{Kiryu ignores and storms towards the Stage Coach.}

{Rivera follows.}

RIVERA: You know I'm getting sick and tired of your criticism.

KIRYU: *Sarcastic* Oooh Are you?

RIVERA: He-be-ble-bleh.

PRINCESS LUNA: It's normal for friends to get on each other's nerves once in a while.

RIVERA: Ha-ha, you have no idea what it's like working with this Metal num-nuts.

KIRYU: *Offended* What do you mean by that?

RIVERA: You and your god damn lady friend always gotta stress about every little thing.

KIRYU: You cause our fuckin stress. As a matter of fact, You give me chest pains and I'm a god damn Cyborg.

{He feels pain in his chest.}

KIRYU: Ah crap not again... Oww.